Conniption (noun)

As defined by Merriam-Webster:

con·nip·tion

A fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm <went into conniptions>

Use in a Sentence:

1. “Jebadiah went into a conniption when he saw that Louis ruined his entire collection of imported dead cockroaches by vacuuming them with his brand new Dyson vacuum. In retaliation, Jebadiah proceeded to set Louis’ entire pot garden on fire. This caused Louis to go into such a conniption that he took a frying pan and hit Jebadiah so hard with it, that it molded onto his head.”

2. “Lois grew tired of Joseph’s repeated conniptions due to not being allowed to eat candy morning, day and night. She warned him that one more conniption would result in being put into the chokey. Joseph continued his flux of conniption, and hasn’t been out since.”

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